Mirchi Ka Saalan :-)

 Mirchi Ka Saalan :-)

Recipe :

Ingredients for Mirchi Ka Salan - Raj Style

Green Chilies 18-20 large
Coriander leaves finely chopped
Garlic 6-8 large seeds finely chopped
Saunf - 1 Teaspoon ( Aniseed)
Cumin seeds Half teaspoon
Garam Masala
Coriander powder
Turmeric Powder
Good Amount of Oil.
Chili Powder
Onion finely chopped 1 Medium sized
Tomato 1 small finely chopped
Curd 300 Gms
Salt to taste

1.Wash, wipe and slit green chillies lengthwise without cutting through. Marinate the chilies using little Curd, Turmeric Powder, Red Chill Powder little of Coriander Powder & Salt to taste. (Keep it for 10/15 minutes minimum)

2.Heat Oil in pan add saunf ( Aniseed) , Add Cumins , Add Onion / Garlic and Fry it till its golden. Ensure Saunf /Cumin does not burn. Add finely chopped tomato & coriander leaves fry it nicely add salt to taste. Cook it till you see oil out.

3.Add Marinated Chilies and cook for 5 minutes . Add Red Chilli Powder , Coriander powder , chilli powder ( if you want spicy add more ) let it cook for 10 min. You would see greenish orange gravy....

4.The last step is to add the remaining curd ( 200 Gms) beat it nicely and add it cook for 5 minutes in low heat... I used curd / tomato instead of tamarind as curd will give a creamy look.

Note : I am bad at measurements 

Recipe for Podi for Dosa / Idli

 Recipe for Podi for Dosa / Idli 

To be served with till oil for awesome taste 

Ingredients

Red chillies 10 Whole Urad Dal 1/2 cup Chana Dal –1/2 cup Hing -1/4 tsp White til seeds 1/2 cup Salt -1 tbsp salt Curry leaves – handful Oil -1 tsp

Roast it using little oil nicely keep it till cools down later in mixer powder it but don't powder it very fine.

Pic courtesy : @Bahu2002

Recipe for Puliyodharai / Pulikachal - My Granny Style Tamarind Rice

Ingredients for Puliyodharai / Pulikachal  - Raj Style (Make it the easy way)

(Video : https://twitter.com/NagpurKaRajini/status/1193475236148068352?s=20 )

Red Chillies (Round One's) 8-10 , Coriander powder , Red Chilli Powder , Sambhar Powder ( Available One),  Little of Pepper Powder, Turmeric , Little of Methi, Little of Groundnuts , Little of Chana Dal, Little of Tuar Dal , Curry Leaves, Little of White Sesame Seeds ( If you roast and grind? ) , Black Tamarind , Very Little of Gur (Jaggery) Gingerly Oil , Hing ,  Salt .

My twist , I add Onion, Tomato my granny used to make it without onion / tomato  :)

1

Chop Onion tomato nicely , wash Red Chilies, Curry Leaves. Soak Tamarind in water for Half hour. 

2

Heat Good amount of Gingerly Oil in pan add  , Add Cumins , Add Onion / Garlic and Fry it till its golden. Ensure Saunf /Cumin does not burn. Add finely chopped tomato & coriander leaves fry it nicely add salt to taste. Cook it till you see oil out.
3

Add Marinated Chilies and cook for 5 minutes . Add Red Chilli Powder , Coriander powder , chilli powder ( if you want spicy add more ) let it cook for 10 min. You would see greenish orange gravy....

4

The last step is to add the remaining curd ( 200 Gms) beat it nicely and add it cook for 5 minutes in low heat... I used curd / tomato instead of tamarind as curd will give a creamy look.

Note : I am bad at measurements

Moronnullah’s in the Media, Breaking India.

Recently saw  a post that went viral on FB/Twitter , It was about Mateen Sahab who belongs to Latur has been providing water from his borewell to so many  affected people in the draught hit region.  I am sure the news is true because none of the main stream media ever showed this great soul & yes he is Muslim.  

This is Md. Abdul Mateen from Latur. He distributes 8000-10000 litres of free water every day to 150-200 households from his bore well to the drought affected people.

Anyone knows why Mateen  Sahab got no space in the main stream Media ? Truly Majority of us won’t care about it; Majority won’t care to know who this great soul (Mateen Sahab) is but every one knows about Akhlaq #Dadri 

Remember guys the media is cruel acts as per the direction of their masters what to show. What not to show, Who to blame, whom not to blame. I have been observing morons in the media for long time now & being a Modi #Bhakt I have kept a close watch on the media , God even won’t know when they will twist. J

Remember him?

No one can ever forget his face and Congress is using his face even now in the ongoing Assam elections. After his face being misused by the media he had to request them not to use his face anymore & had to plead again to the congress party. 

Hyderabad Joke - Hyderabadi slaang

Wanted to share a pretty old joke that was shared when i had a hotmail account LOL ..Enjoy this..it is really funny if u know Hyderabadi slaang.

Kya sha! ek jokan bajreenso padleko thume enzoy karo bai. 

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in Tappachaputra. Its principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class!


There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows :


Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoon.

Chotu: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochchanaa puchta
kathey?

Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo khola
to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe baithkey
gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat
ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu.

So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going
to school the next day.

Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai? Gaand pay maartoon saale tu ischool nai gaya to.

Chotu: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke.

Father: Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai jayinga kathey kal. Agar
ino ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu, agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya
naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaun.

So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day at ischool,

Teacher is very upset to see Chotu back:

Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya re?

Chotu: Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya to.

Teacher: offo? Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa meri noukri gaand lag jayingi.

So Chotu goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes
for the visit.

Inspector: Adaab.

Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte


Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek
bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai?

Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!


Imtiyaz: Saab, Kaleja saab..


Inspector: Aisa! ...... woh kyun?

Imtiyaz: Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota
saab.

Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?

Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re.

Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab.


Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich
answeraan bolrai naa!!

In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because he does not know the answer.


Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai?

Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh Chotu hai
saab.

Inspector: Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?

Chotu: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab. 

Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??

Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa
mere baap tere pau padthaum.


Chotu: Saab answer Gaand hai saab.

Teacher: Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi re!!!


Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai re?

Chotu: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli
mein baamb phata....Yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat thi....Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey....wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi gadbadaan wahaan phailtey kyaaki bolkey. Uttaa kyoon saab,main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki
gaand phatrai dekho!

:-)

" More the options more are the complications " ~ RS

Remember those college days when we used to get just 2 good shirts, 2 good trousers a year and few T's and 2 Jeans to ragdofy the whole year.......... and yes chappals to the college . Life was easy, simpler and happier 

Today its like should i wear ths one or wear the other one or something else too many options and complications increasing our stress levels just to wear clothes.. Clothes for every occasion from getting up till you retire to bed  . Oh yeah after your clothes the time is for the shoe would not match the trouser or the occasion , matching shoes complication increases with the increased number of footwear options.

So Now you ready to go out its time the car should match the purpose have options created here also ............. 

And the best thing to happen in our life is that now people too have become options changed according to the requirement ... Family Get together Wife or the hubby.... Partying GF or BF , Long Drives the Audi guy or the Hummer Girl and blah blah blah !

After getting all the above End of the day we still shout loud at self " I want to be Happy"

Remember Its in our Hand to make Life Beautiful .......... The Simpler we are the Happier is our surrounding ! 

Kuch Chut Put Lekhen Hindi Angrezi Ka Mishran Aur Kuch Gyan !

Found Someone for whom I am Life , I am the Happiness...

Who is so loving and so full of compassion.....

Who is holding my hands and will hold my hand throughout life .......

Who is there in every heart beat of Mine......

Who is running in my Blood...............same blood 

Who talks to me every second, every minute, every hour 24/7.......................

Who brought all the calmness within me by throwing away all the anger .......

Who helped to make peace with the past, who took away all the hatred in me and filled that space with just love.......

Who will bring tears in my eyes but the only hand to reach before anyone else could come to wipe those tears......

Felt the only one Who never will leave me alone ever to move on in life............................

For Whom I am Life , I am Happiness, I am the Universe...

Yes I Found Myself ..............

World is me , Life is Me , Happiness is Me  ~ RS

" We realize all the wrongs we do but fail working on the course correction as Ego, Greed, Desires within us have become our masters " ~ RS

" True Happiness is seeing happy faces of our loved ones " ~ RS

" People Who Forget Easily Are Happy Souls , The Left out ones are Forgiving Souls " ~ RS

" The Best in Me and The Worst in Me Courtesy YOU. Thank You " ~ RS

Yes ! " No one can take away what is YOURS and how much ever sincere is your effort YOU cannot hold on to something that was never yours ! "#OmSaiRam

" No Point to Hold on to someone who never valued you in their life. Even when you love them the most just walk away if you sincerely tried your best to have them in your life " ~ RS

" Why pretend when its in our hand to make the real life beautiful " ~ RS

" Whatever you do in Life do it with utmost sincerity, truthfulness and Complete Honesty. The real Happiness is having no regrets in Life " ~ RS

"Giving up something that wasn't yours never belonged to you ? Better to give up its not about your strengths or weakness but you cannot hold on to something that never belonged to you !" ~ RS

" Life can never fall apart , Life is a Journey anyone there , not there LIFE GOES ON . You keep traveling until you Die " ~ RS

" Life is to live , Live it to the fullest . When you care about others life our own life becomes easier " ~ RS

" How Much Ever You Love Truly , Someone Who Does Not Want To Be Yours Will Never Be Yours " ~ RS

न हम उन्हें समझ पाये न समझा पाये, हमें दिवाना बना और वे कट लिए। उन्हें न हमारी कदर थी न हमारे उस प्यार की , ये अहसास दिला वो सटक लिए। ~ RS

Whenever I feel that I am standing in the way of someone's happiness. I'll just walk away, so far that they wont see me nor my shadow. ~ RS

" जब भी मुझे लगे की मैं किसी के ख़ुशी के राह में खड़ा हूँ। बस चल दूंगा दूर , इस कदर दूर उनसे ....... न मैं दिखूँगा , न मेरा साया। " ~ RS

" Love those who Love You , Respect Those Who Hate You , Pray for the One's who Ditch You . " ~RS

 " there is always a YOU in everything good , bad or ugly " ~RS

" My Happiness was YOU and YOU are most happiest without Me. Never ever would come in between Ur Happiness as YOUR Happiness is My Priority".~ RS

" Expecting someone to love you the way you love them , Expecting someone to care for you , Expecting someone to be truly yours , Expecting someone to make honest efforts to have you in their life, Expecting someone to never let you go. 
" Its Your Expectations That Ditches You Not People" ~ RS "
Never give importance to anyone more than yourself,
because once you make a person important , They Ensure You become Just NOTHING for them  ~ RS

"Never treat people as CHANGE ... Change your way of Life , Change your Attitude towards people, Change the way you Love and Emote. Most importantly Change your approach to get what you love the most in Life " ~ RS

For Me : Happiness is You . For You : Happiness is you . Difference ~ RS

Each of us have our own priorities in Life , I may have someone as my priority in life but that someone's priority in life might be something else. That's Life ! ~ RS

Never Swear on anyone who is part of your life unless you are speaking the truth ! ~ RS

Happiness is when you stop blaming the other someone , It was purely YOUR mistake to have made that someone part of your life for them you always remained just nothing / Nobody / Somebody . ~ RS

"The only people you need in your life are those who prove they need you in theirs." ~ RS

Be Happy with what you have , What you lost never belonged to you ~ RS